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My Chair Wants To Say Something 0

Posted on January 16, 2011 by noncon
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3D zeros

This is what I found when I looked at my screen a few mintues ago. I was editing a word document and got up to check a paper document filed away, leaving the arm of  my chair apparently on the zero key!

I was only away a few seconds, but this was the number of zeros it had typed before I moved the chair away from the keyboard. I didn’t count them before deleting it (which I could have done easily in Word’s tools), so you’ll have to count them yourself. I wonder if my chair was trying to tell me something; like how many people laugh at my jokes, or how many non$p*mming people will visit the site this week, or how much money I’m gonna make if my musical ever gets made.

What you might find disturbing though is; I found that if you stare at the image for a few seconds (click to zoom), it has the optical illusion of being in 3D. Seriously. Some whole vertical strips appear to be nearer to you than others, then when you look again, different rows of zeros are now in front. And then there’s the way the ones in the middle appear bigger than the rest… This is where a person with ADHD can waste a lot of time…

Jaz and Keith 1 0

Posted on July 26, 2009 by noncon
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One Thing in a Day

Jaz is laid back; Keith not so much.

Jaz and Keith – first movie 0

Posted on July 25, 2009 by noncon
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Just discovered this site that makes movies out of your text. So as I didn’t have time to knock anything up, I swiped a sample of my screenplay to use as content. It’s free but the Premier account lets you record your own voices for the characters. Might try that if I get time.

So here are Jaz and Keith making their movie debut! (in the post above because adding text to the post that had the video in messed up the analytics box).

Jaz is laid back;  Keith, not so much.  I think the voice of Keith, the Auzzie is a lot more natural sounding than the American voice for Jaz. Leave a comment and let me know what you think.



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