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		<title>Candid Camera Conformity</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Apr 2011 21:17:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>noncon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love this Candid Camera video that demonstrates how impressionable we are, and how we will conform to stop looking foolish. And yet most of the comments on YouTube for this video are from people claiming they themselves would not succumb to this sort of peer pressure. Most are wrong. No matter how rebellious people [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gold, Swimming Pools and Prof Brian Cox</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2011 11:38:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>noncon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So Brian Cox (that&#8217;s PROF Brian Cox, not Brian Cox the actor) says all the gold ever mined in the world wouldn&#8217;t fill three Olympic sized swimming pools. At first, that seemed unbelieveable, but when you think about it, olympic sized swimming pools are bloody huge! But some people will just tweet the first thing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Not So Bright Comments</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2011 19:06:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>noncon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Anecdotal]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://noncon4mist.com/?p=410</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I have discovered that if your blog posts contain the word: *$ p. a M* in them, they are a lot more likely to get  $ p Am comments in them, even with the Akismet plugin. This blog gets very little traffic because I don&#8217;t actively promote it yet. But my previous post about Article [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Chair Wants To Say Something</title>
		<link>http://noncon4mist.com/chair-wants-to-say-something/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Jan 2011 11:09:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>noncon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[3D images]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://noncon4mist.com/?p=419</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is what I found when I looked at my screen a few mintues ago. I was editing a word document and got up to check a paper document filed away, leaving the arm of  my chair apparently on the zero key! I was only away a few seconds, but this was the number of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy 50th Birthday Coronation Street</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Dec 2010 19:06:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>noncon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Anecdotal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[TV]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[50th anniversary]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The longest running TV soap is 50 this week, and I watched the hour long live episode last night, although I had to stop watching it regularly a few years ago, as it takes up so much time, being on god knows how many times a week these days. I can&#8217;t remember what year it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Accidents Don&#8217;t Exist According to UK Police</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Nov 2010 16:40:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>noncon</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[for no reason]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://noncon4mist.com/?p=382</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As you know, it&#8217;s not like me to argue (ahem), but last night I had the same argument for the 3rd time since a few years ago, when the British police decided to change the term RTA (Road Traffic Accident) to RTC (Road Traffic Collision). They did this because because they reckon the word &#8220;accident&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Do Dogs Wag Their Tails?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2010 11:32:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>noncon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Be Happy]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[dogs wagging their tails]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sadie the dog]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://noncon4mist.com/?p=374</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This morning I greeted my dog Sadie (a mixed race mut, believed to be staffy and German Shepherd) in the usual way. I said &#8220;Hellooo!&#8221; in that special sing-song voice reserved only for animals and toddlers, and she returned the greeting in her own wag-tail way. It made me think that I&#8217;ve probably never been [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why the Internet is like Time Travel</title>
		<link>http://noncon4mist.com/why-the-internet-is-like-time-travel/</link>
		<comments>http://noncon4mist.com/why-the-internet-is-like-time-travel/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Oct 2010 15:42:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>noncon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Be Happy]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[back button]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://noncon4mist.com/?p=361</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever noticed the similarities between the internet and time travel? No? Well, if you go back in time and do not change anything, everything will continue to happen as it is supposed to, in order to have everything the same in the present. But if you change something when you go back in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Two TV License Stories</title>
		<link>http://noncon4mist.com/two-tv-license-stories/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Sep 2010 20:28:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>noncon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Anecdotal]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://noncon4mist.com/?p=352</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was on a train this afternoon (on my own) and was sat near a group of about six people. They were talking about the British TV License (Licence UK sp). Basically for those of you who don&#8217;t know; anyone who owns a TV in the UK has to pay £145.00 a year for a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Andrew Scott: Ant and Dec&#8217;s Lovechild?</title>
		<link>http://noncon4mist.com/andrew-scott-ant-and-decs-lovechild/</link>
		<comments>http://noncon4mist.com/andrew-scott-ant-and-decs-lovechild/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 14:14:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>noncon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My friend was one of the extras in Sherlock (2010)  so I watched it and even though she wasn&#8217;t in the last episode, I was still intrigued enough to watch as the &#8220;moriachi&#8221; result of the first episode wasn&#8217;t explained. I&#8217;m sure we were supposed to be scared by the villain Moriachi (Mariachi?), but I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No Bored Singers Allowed!</title>
		<link>http://noncon4mist.com/no-bored-singers-allowed/</link>
		<comments>http://noncon4mist.com/no-bored-singers-allowed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Apr 2010 20:22:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>noncon</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://noncon4mist.com/?p=336</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[More interesting observations on Musicians-in-your-city.co.uk/mids/agbs.cfm?land=uk. This site gets better! On its T&#038;C it requires vocalists to sing down the phone to give a sample of their voices BUT states: &#8220;Singers and vocalists who record unmotivated/bored voice samples shall also face deactivation of their account.&#8221; Wouldn&#8217;t that exclude an awful lot of commercially successful singers whose [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Spelling Mistakes 1</title>
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		<comments>http://noncon4mist.com/funny-spelling-mistakes-1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Apr 2010 19:17:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>noncon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK I know everyone makes typos and spelling mistakes, and the internet is crawling with them, but sometimes I find spelling mistakes that make me laugh as they can often be ironic or have a double meaning. Here&#8217;s one I just found at Musicians-in-your-city.co.uk. A local band advertised themselves online with these compelling words: &#8220;are [...]]]></description>
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