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Boyfriend Girlfriend 3 (GSOH) 0

Posted on August 19, 2009 by noncon
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Google Maps Street View Camera 3

Posted on August 19, 2009 by noncon
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Caught in the Bermuda Circle of Google Cam

Phone Boxes Caught in Google Cam's Bermuda Circle

I am intrigued by the Google Street View Camera. It sits on top of a large van or a VW Beetle and roams round the streets of the earth snapping everything in it’s path in a 360 degree fashion. Then the images from the 11-lens camera are stitched together (sometimes not very well – see telephone box on the right missing two letters) to enable users to move around their street (or the street of the person they are stalking) from inside an invisible sphere.

googlecam1I have never seen the camera-ed up vehicle, but then, would I really want to? I have seen the result of having people in the vicinity when Street View Cam is on the loose, and it’s not nice. One of two things happen.

You are either forever immortalized with your face blanked out, making you look like an android from another planet, or it was five minutes before lunch when the Google staff member was editing your photo, and chose to cut corners, meaning you never got blanked out at all. You are now forever immortalized on the internet with a ridiculous, perplexed look on your face (wondering why there is a black disco ball mounted on top of a car), where anyone can zoom right in to the painfully sharp photo, and instantly recognize that you are instantly recognizable.*

This happened to someone I don’t know. manshotbygoogle

But I found him when browsing the streets of… I’m not going to tell you where. And I’m not going to report the image to Google either. Whenever people have noted interesting finds on Google Maps Street View, it has promptly been removed. But lets see how long it takes them to find this one with no location information whatsoever.

I have blanked out this guy’s face for his own protection (although I don’t know him, I’m guessing the original is not the most flattering photo of him). They leave his face intact but blank out the plate of the car behind him. Go figure. Even stranger; his hip and parts of the brick wall have been blurred.

The other thing that intrigues me is the distorted Bermuda Circle that appears at the bottom of the images that makes cars look like they’ve been chopped up and put back together by an abstract artist who hates cars.

It’s not nice to witness that your car has suffered this fate, but London phone boxes don’t seem to have any objections.

* (in the case of recognizable individuals, you can ‘Report a Problem’ to Google and they will remove or blur the image).

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